Some Irish Slang

"How'ya Kristian", replied Tuomo.

"Did you have any craic over the holiers?" asked Tuomi.

"Don't talk to me, ... that young fella Kevin was playing
with my flute and now its banjaxed." said Kristian

"What d'ya say to him?" asked Tuomo

"At first I was going to eat the head off him. I tried to give
out but then I remembered that he was only acting the 
maggot and it was probably a mistake", said Kristian. 

"Fair play to you Kristian, I'm not sure that I could have been so cool." Remarked Tuomo. "You 're a gas chap."

"See ya later." 

"Hei Tuomo", sanoi Kristian kun he tapasivat koulussa Maanantai aamuna syys loman jälkeen.

"Hei Kristian", vastasi Tuomo.

"Oliko sinulla hauskaa lomallasi", kysyi Tuomo.

"Älä muistuta minua" ... se meiän pikku poju Kevin leikki huilullani ja nyt se on rikki", sanoi Kristian.

"Mitä sä sanoit sille?" kysyi Tuomo

"Eka mä aioin suuttua sille. Sitten valittaa mut, muistin et se oli vain vahinko" sanoi Kristian

"Hyvin tehty Kristian, en tiedä olisinko ollut niin rauhallinen", sanoi Tuomo. "Oot kova jätkä"

"Moikka"

Teksti: Philip O'Leary
Käännös: Kristian O'Leary